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Hello! I'm a British 13 year old girl. Taste the rainbow and don't be an asshat buttpirate. I have very ecclectic tastes in pretty much everything. Hater's gonna hate, ducks gonna duck, quack.

Anyone can be an asshole, no matter what labels they choose to have


Please do not:
-Spam me
-Beg for points
-Use any of my work without crediting me and without my permission
-Be an asshat buttpirate


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This is my art status. This may change, so look here before you commission me .

Guys and Dolls

By the amazing nico-mutt

By the fantastic Marlimoo

By the wonderful Tinbutt
1) Name: Maia

2) Name Backwards: Aiam

3) Were you named after anyone?: no

4) Does your name mean anything?: goddess of the spring (roman), flowers or bringer of spring (greek) or light (hindu I think)

5) Nick Name(s): MaiMai, Shadey

6) Screen Name(s): TheQuirkle, quirkles, qu1rkl3s, misqueerious

7) Date of Birth: August 9, 2000

8) Place of Birth:  England

10) Current Location: same

11) Sign: Leo rawr

12) Religion: Atheist

13) Height: 4' 11.5" (shut up I know I'm tiny)

14) Weight: 6 stone exactly

15) Shoe Size: 4/5

16) Hair color:  Brown

17) Eye color: Blue

18) What you look like: small nose, very freckly, short brown hair, blue eyes, short, muscular (I don't have a large amount per say, I just have nothing for it to hide under so it's quite over defined), skinny and apparently I have a nice butt and figure. Oh yeah, my bodily proportions are apparently (my dad is a doctor I'm going on his word) exactly average (I have a friend who is taller than me but her legs are shorter than mine). However I think my cup size and back size are way out-you don't get 30D size all that often apparently

19) Innie or Outie: Innie

20) Righty, Lefty, Ambidextrous: Right handed but I can write and do all my basket ball drills and most shots with my left too, so I kind of am ambidextrous I suppose

21) Gay, Straight, Bi, or Other: I like girls, I am a girl

22) Best friend(s): Phil, Anna, Erin, Georgie and Finn

23) Best friend you trust the most: Phil

24) Best friends {your sex}: Phil

25) Best friends of the opposite sex: FInn (he's the only one)

26) Best Bud(s): uhhhhhhhh

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: none

28) Crush: I don't have a crush on like actual people I know but some celebrities and anime characters make me think I'm going to die from doki doki (Alexandra Garcia, Kristen Stewart, Ellen Page and this tumblr blog that's an ask ymir one and the girl who runs is really cute and yeah)

29) Parents: Mum and dad

30) Worst Enemies: People who are predjudiced/horrible and Vladmir Putin

31) Favorite on-line Guy(s): I'm just gonna go tumblr accounts. My favourite guy is oddrocks

32) Favorite on-line Girl(s): rins-eyebrows, jeanm4rco and tanoshindeikouze (all tumblr)

33) Funniest friend: Phil

34) Craziest friend: Phil

35) Advice Friend: It's usually me or Phil

36) Loudest Friend: Phil and Georgie

37) Person you cry with: Phil I guess

Do You Have...

38) Any sisters: 6

39) Any brothers: 1 and a brother-in law and a nephew and another nephew on the way

40) Any pets: 2 cats and a gecko

41) A disease: not a disease, but I do have a thing which makes me different that is I suppose a medical condition

42) A pager: ?????

43) A personal phone line: We got rid of our landline

44) A cell phone: iPhone 5

45) A lava lamp: I wish

46) A pool or hot tub:  WANT

47) A car:  My dad has a car and so does my mum... I don't

Describe Your...

48) Personality: Can be rude, tries to be nice, socially awkward for sure, quite anxious, very critical 

49) Driving: not old enough

50) Car or one you want: jeep or range rover

51) Room: messy

52) MMH: what is MMH?

53) School: it's not the worst but it could be a lot better. I'm going to a new school in september anyways

54) Bed: two single mattresses on top of eachother

55) Relationship with your parent(s): good

Do You...

56) Believe in yourself: I'm very critical... that includes of myself too so I try but I kind of don't

57) Believe in love at first sight?: not love, certainly attraction but they are different things

58) Consider yourself a good listener: It varies

60) Get along with your parents:  yeh

61) Save your e-mail conversations: ish

62) Pray: no

63) Believe in reincarnation:  No

64) Like to make fun of people: only my best friend because it's a joke and she knows it's okay

65) Like to talk on the phone: ehhhh

66) Like to eat: when I'm hungy

67) Like to drive: never have

68) Get motion sickness: yeh

69) Eat the stems of broccoli: no

70) Eat chicken fingers with a fork: sometimes

71) Dream in color:  yes but I haven't dreamed for about 4 months and before that I didn't have a single one for about 2 years

72) Type with your fingers on home row:  what

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal: yep

What Is...?

74) Right next to you: my phone, a graphics tablet and an empty glass

75) On the walls of your room: a shit ton of posters

76) On your mouse pad: don't have one

77) Your dream car:  jeep or land rover

78) Your dream date: Something where it's just about us, I like whatever food we have and that's fun

79) Your dream honeymoon spot: hmmmmm, I'm thinking Lake Garda

80) Your dream husband/wife: uhhhhhh

81) Your bedtime: school nights, 9-10, non school nights it's a free country

82) Under your bed: the floor

83) The single most important question: is?

84) Your bad time of the day: Morning

85) Your worst fear(s): Heights, being assault, death and large groups of people I don't know

86) The weather today: it's only 9:15am

87) The time: look up

88) The date:  16th april

89) The best trick you ever played on someone: I put toothpaste mixed with tobasco sauce so it looked like fudge cream and then put it between teo squares of chocolate and gave it to someone

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like: calamari, pizza base with nothing on (no cheese or tomato) but grated carrot and pancetta

91) Theme Song: Unicorn Wizard by NSP

92) The hardest thing about growing up: bullying

93) Your funniest experience: when I accidentally bought my friend hardcore yaoi instead of shonen-ai and her straight male friend proceeded to do a dramatic reading of it at a paintball facility like 3 feet away from a group of 10 year olds

94) Your scariest moment: when I found out everyone was saying I was gay bc it's true what the hell am I supposed to do

95) The silliest thing you've ever said: everything

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done to get the attention of the opposite sex: nothing

97) The scariest thing that's ever happened while with your friend: uhh

99) The best feeling in the world: uhhhh

100) 5 people you tag: no


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These people are all very talented

On a daily basis how bored do you get? 

1 deviant said The wall had it coming-level bored
No deviants said I'm going to fuck shit up like Moriarty-level bored
No deviants said Let's do random google searches-level bored
No deviants said I don't (you lucky soul)
No deviants said I'm nearly at Moriarty level


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LetheLife Feb 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Random question... (found you on youtube BTW.) Who is Crona? The person you cried over for some reason I keep hearing about her, she's from a show or something right? 
QuirklestheCynical Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yep, from an anime/manga called soul eater. The anime was kinda sad but the manga made me cry more
eliza1star Jan 6, 2014  Student General Artist… I heavily apologize for the wait, man. ;;
QuirklestheCynical Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hisui-tenshi Dec 6, 2013  Student General Artist
Thanks for the fav :)
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